WTF

I can't believe that (at least on google image search) there are more Beetlejuice tattoos than ALF tattoos. GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this one's not even ALF

this one's so teensy

and this one's not even a tattoo!

Go to hell!

HOW AMPED ARE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN!?

Yeah? Well wake me up when you've got a beetlejuice tattoo.

All I care about lately is trying to make sure that other people get tattoos that were my idea. I think it's like a dog marking it's territory kinda thing, except it's not socially acceptable to pee all over you (at least not this side of craigslist). Plus, you take a shower, and poof, you're not mine anymore. This way I can control you for EVAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUNDERDON? MORE LIKE BOYFRIENDOM

We love Dunderdon's simple workwear look. The dude that wears this stuff can swing a hammer and bring home the bacon. He's no stranger to a beer or 5, but he can also throw on a tie and meet your mama, without looking like he's about to get his 4th grade picture taken. In a word, SIGH.
Lambswool sweater, $180

Slim-fit pant $105

Wool coat with fleece lining $250

Wax-canvas jacket $170

Lambswool toque $40

Wool skinny tie $40

CHANNELING SUZI QUATRO

Suzi Quatro halloween costume anyone?


We doi-oied and didn't get a picture, but it has a zipper down the front and everything. You have to promise you'll wear it on a regular night too, though! This thing is too good to only be a halloween costume. Don't be scared, you fiiiiiine girl. $110 at Circa Now

COURT CELEB WATCH

We usually like to be discreet about celebrity sightings, but this one was just too good not to share.

YEP. We were graced with the presence of Melmac's finest yesterday. He didn't buy anything, and was a general nuisance the whole time, intermittently yelling HERE KITTY KITTY, and trying to peek into the dressing rooms, but it was worth it.

First person to come into the store with an ALF tattoo gets 20% off and a best friend for life.

THE SECOND POST IN A ROW IN WHICH WE USE THE WORD ALMIGHTY

Don't worry if you were too much of a slob to get to Maxwells to see the Almighty Defenders the other day, there are a 2 more shows this week. Fri Oct 30th at Bowery Ballroom, and on spooky halloweener at The Bell House.

Check out this episode of Practice Space, where you get to see Arish (King Khan) trying to trick you into thinking he's not completely depraved by wearing respectable spectacles, as well as our dear heart Mark Sultan (BBQ) actually standing up.

KILL CITY

If you killed a whole city would you feel almighty and powerful, or would you just feel kind of like a dick? What if no one found out, and you didn't kill anyone you knew, or any babies or animals or nanas?

Either way, here are some pants and shirts.

Favourite jeans of 2009, the Kill City Crinkle wash. $106

We are big fans of the winter white jean, and these guys are perfect because they are called Dirty Snow. GOOD THING THEY'RE NOT YELLOW HaHAHAhhhahaHAhAHA (oof) $106

You probably need a new pair of high waist black skinny jeans, since that's all you ever really wear and your dog destroyed yours because you neglected him by sleeping in, and are just a terrible mother all around. Just me? Well it'll happen to you too, so go ahead and get these so that when you finally wake up and see what a mess he made, you can SHOW HIM by having a back-up. You should really re-evaluate your life btw. $106.

Plaid shirt dress $78.

Hey there small legs, wanna go on a date? Wish that guy was wearing a shitty hockey jersey instead of a ripped up fashion shirt. If he could also have on a flipped brim painters cap and a crooked smile, our fantasies would really appreciate it. We were creepin on a picture of our DREAM MAN on facebook and we really want to post it, but it would be weird because he's a friend of a friend, and we would really rather ruin our chances in person. $85

And then you got yourself a plain ol cozy flannel. This also comes in a black/white colourway, for all you bOnKeRZ bROz. $92