this one's not even ALF
this one's so teensy
and this one's not even a tattoo! Go to hell!
this one's not even ALF
this one's so teensy
and this one's not even a tattoo! 



Yeah? Well wake me up when you've got a beetlejuice tattoo.
Lambswool sweater, $180
Slim-fit pant $105
Wool coat with fleece lining $250
Wax-canvas jacket $170
Lambswool toque $40

We doi-oied and didn't get a picture, but it has a zipper down the front and everything. You have to promise you'll wear it on a regular night too, though! This thing is too good to only be a halloween costume. Don't be scared, you fiiiiiine girl. $110 at Circa Now
YEP. We were graced with the presence of Melmac's finest yesterday. He didn't buy anything, and was a general nuisance the whole time, intermittently yelling HERE KITTY KITTY, and trying to peek into the dressing rooms, but it was worth it.
Favourite jeans of 2009, the Kill City Crinkle wash. $106
We are big fans of the winter white jean, and these guys are perfect because they are called Dirty Snow. GOOD THING THEY'RE NOT YELLOW HaHAHAhhhahaHAhAHA (oof) $106
You probably need a new pair of high waist black skinny jeans, since that's all you ever really wear and your dog destroyed yours because you neglected him by sleeping in, and are just a terrible mother all around. Just me? Well it'll happen to you too, so go ahead and get these so that when you finally wake up and see what a mess he made, you can SHOW HIM by having a back-up. You should really re-evaluate your life btw. $106.
Plaid shirt dress $78.
Hey there small legs, wanna go on a date? Wish that guy was wearing a shitty hockey jersey instead of a ripped up fashion shirt. If he could also have on a flipped brim painters cap and a crooked smile, our fantasies would really appreciate it. We were creepin on a picture of our DREAM MAN on facebook and we really want to post it, but it would be weird because he's a friend of a friend, and we would really rather ruin our chances in person. $85
And then you got yourself a plain ol cozy flannel. This also comes in a black/white colourway, for all you bOnKeRZ bROz. $92